Toilet humour??
This moron should not be allowed to carry a gun! Officer on toilet accidentlly fires gun Now if I were him... I would have pretended that nothing happened. I would pat my stomach and pretended that I had farted twice, whispered loudly.... "Gas... last night's chili bean stew" and made for the door. By the time they figured out what happened, I would have been long gone! (And yes, I had tequila for breakfast!)
